Here's a helpful list I've created. If 3 or more of these apply to you, your life is worthless. Ready or not, here it is:
Your name is an alliteration.
You are a "Wigger."
You listen to Fall Out Boy.
You know the theme to "Sailor Moon" by heart.
You have an unquenchable fetish for doorknobs.
Your favorite basketball player is a fictional blend of Lakers legend Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and the evil villain from "Aladdin," whose name is, justly, Kareem Abdul-Jafar. You hope that someday in the future scientists will be able to generate him.
You thought Spider-Man 3 was awesome.
You believe in the 9/11 conspiracy theory.
You are a man, you wear capris, and you're damn proud of it.
You pronounce Rammstein "Ramsteen."
You watch "That 70's Show" just because you like hearing Red Foreman talk about sticking his feet in people's asses.
You list "Origami" as one of your interests on your Facebook, and it's the only thing you list.
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