Handome Dan is a Poet.

There once was a man frome Zaire,
Who fell asleep drinking a beer;
He awoke with a fright,
In the dark of the night,
And found he had mounted a deer.


True story. It happened to my friend Ralph once. He can't watch the Discovery Channel anymore; it brings back painful memories that he can't deal with.


Comix:

Another true story.

I was in a strange mood when I drew this.